Met him once…
if you thinks aliens follow the human gender binary you need to really rethink things
"human gender binary" i think you mean western gender binary which was forced upon the rest of the world by gunpoint
I was so into the Indiana Jones movies and I would constantly reenact circumstances. I broke my left arm three times, two of which were me trying to be Indiana Jones. The first time, I tied sheets together and tried to climb the side of my house after I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark. The second time, I was riding a horse and trying to gallop as fast as I could, like Indiana Jones, and got thrown from the horse. The third time I was bit older and it didn’t have anything to do with trying to be Indiana Jones. - Pedro Pascal for Interview Magazine.
We burnt all the skin
From the palm of my hands
With an old zippo lighter
And deodorant can
I went to the palmist
And asked her to read
No heart line
No sun line
No life line
Said all that I wanted was a quiet life
Not one predetermined by minuscule slices
Into my flesh and the broad she agreed
One look in my sad eyes
She had to concede…
THE GIRDLE OF VENUS GOT ME!!
GOT ME DOWN ON MY KNEES!!!
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
me: *has an opinion*
me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*
remember when karl lagerfeld said that adele was “a little too fat”
and congratulated carine roitfeld for having julia turn...